Here i sit to grin and fart
it is my art.
to sit and grin to grin and sit
and sometimes to go and have a sh…..ower
underneath the waterfall…
sometimes i pong and hum a merry song
because i am the i pong master.
i pong and ping and pung and poo
just so that you…can not come near to…me
as i sit and grin in the tree’s
i know you judge me because i pong
and you think you better dont you, you evil ones
but truth is although i pong and hum…..i am holy
with universal humming the drumming of my heart beats
in unison with the buzzing of the orb of jolly
in the light of hum pong ping.